Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
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Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Recipe for Banana Bread
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At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...