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Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
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Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
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Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...