Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...