One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.