Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...