Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
How to Catch a White Elephant
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How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...