Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...