Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...