Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...