Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...