How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
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|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
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An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...