Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...