The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...