Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...