A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...