Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...