Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?
|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...