A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...