How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...