A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
The results of statistics
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Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...