The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.