Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...