The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...