I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...