Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...