For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...