Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...