Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...