Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...