English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...