Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...