Optimist vs. Pessimist
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Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...