Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...