Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....