Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...