Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Play the Office Game
|Here’s a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...