Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...