Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!