The Boston taxi driver
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Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
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What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....