Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...