The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...