Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...