Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...