How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...