Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...