Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...