If Timex ran Christmas…
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Who is on First?
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Trouble with plane engines
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
New Computer Virus
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Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...