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If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
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Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
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A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
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What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...