Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...