Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...