How do you make a butterfly
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Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
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Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...