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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...